November 2009
10 posts
1 tag
A man on the bus just pulled out a wadded up buck from his pocket, turned to a young lady and said loudly “I’ll give you a dollar for sex.” Everyone on the bus including the man and lady all burst out laughing. “No thanks, man.” she laughed.
I’m certain that I’ve missed something.
5 tags
Watch—Sorry everyone who is reading this on the dashboard. This is a repost. Never try to edit an embedded vimeo video post that you made on your laptop with the new tumblr iPhone app. It breaks the link to the video and it can not be repaired. Hence, this repost. —
There was an air conditioning unit in my window as a kid and it’s the only real reason I never jumped out.
My...
5 tags
2 tags
3 tags
3 tags
Me: It's funny how Batman plays such an important part in our relationship.
Girlfriend: Maybe we should invite him over for dinner.