the days are long and short

I don’t know if you are even going to bother reading this, but, since you won’t answer the phone, I have to write. Even if you never want to talk to me again I thought you would want to know that it worked. Flawlessly. We were right. I tested it on myself. By myself.

Honey, when I said that stuff about the procedure allowing people to sneak into the girls locker rooms I didn’t mean that I wanted to. The whole point of all those experiments, all that research, was for us to run around like this together. It’s not any fun turning myself invisible without you here.