Matthew Bogarts Tumblr

• 2009-08-03

  1. Me: I think I would be a lot more likely to read a book by John Grishams penis than I would by John Grisham.
  2. Girlfriend: Me too!
  3. Me: I imagine it writing detecive stories where the main charecter is always called Dick and it's unclear if he is a person named Dick or a large walking, talking penis that solves crimes.
  4. Girlfriend: ...
  5. Me: On the inside back cover: "Author photo by John Grisham"